Family And Friends
| Homer J. Simpson | The leader of the pack and hero of the hour! | |
| Marge Simpson | Mother of our favourite family | |
| Bart Simpson | Springfield's chief trouble maker | |
| Lisa Simpson | The brains of the Simpson family | |
| Maggie Simpson | The baby of the Simpson family | |
| Selma Bouvier | One of Marge's twin sisters | |
| Patty Bouvier | The other of Marge's twin sisters | |
| Grandma Bouvier | Marge, Selma and Patty's mom | |
| Abe Simpson (Grandpa) | Homer's father | |
| Montgomery Burns | The owner of the Nuclear Power Plant | |
| Waylon Smithers | Assistant to Mr. Burns | |
| Ned Flanders | The Simpson's holier than holy neighbour | |
| Maud Flanders | Ned Flander's wife | |
| Chief Wiggum | Springfield's dopey Police Chief | |
| Dr. Hibbert | The most respected doctor in Springfield | |
| Principal Seymour Skinner | Principal of Springfield Elementary School | |
| Mrs. Krabappel | Bart's unlucky in love Teacher | |
| Miss. Hoover | Lisa's monotone and uncaring Teacher | |
| Groundskeeper Willy | Springfield Elementary's creepy Scottish Janitor | |
| Lunch Lady Doris | The school's masculine sounding lunch lady | |
| Krusty The Clown | Springfield's sleaziest clown | |
| Sideshow Bob | Imprisoned assistant to Krusty the Clown | |
| Reverend Lovejoy | The monotonous voice of God in Springfield | |
| Karl | One of Homer's work buds and drinking pals | |
| Lenny | One of Homer's work buds and drinking pals | |
| Lionel Hutz | The Simpson's strange lawyer | |
| Nelson Muntz | The resident Springfield Elementary School bully | |
| Apu Nahasapeemapetilon | The penny pinching proprietor of the Quik-E-Mart | |
| Hans Moleman | If anything is gonna happen, it'll happen to him | |
| Herman | Springfield's leading provider of dodgy gear! | |
| Dr. Nick Riviera | The second best of the two Doctors in Springfield | |
| Moe Sizlack | Owner of the less than appealing Moe's Tavern | |
| Millhouse Van Outen | Bart's bespectacled best bud and general amigo | |
| Signor Bumble Bee | Mexico's favourite kids character. | |
| Kent Brockman | Springfield's tough nut news anchor man. | |
| Sci Fi Dude | Owner of the Comic Store in uptown Springfield | |
| Snake | The town's resident criminal and convict | |
| Joe Quimby | Springfield's Naughty Mayor |
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| C. Montgomery Burns | Springfield's resident rich man and bad guy. Owns the Nuclear Power Plant. Hell bent on making as much money as he can. Not a very nice guy! | |
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| Waylon Smithers | Mr. Burns' sidekick and partner in crime, does have a small conscience. Smithers is secretly gay and is the chairman of the Malibu Stacey fan club. | |
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| Ned Flanders | Homer's incredibly happy and religious next door neighbour, sorry, neighbourino. As Homer says 'He's a real Charlie Church'. | |
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| Maud Flanders | Ned's chirpy wife. She is the meek mother of Rod and Todd Flanders. Also very religious. Always helps with Church Committees. | |
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| Chief Wiggum | Springfield's bungling Police Chief. Consistantly unreliable and making mistakes. Will only exert himself if it is a food or drink related situation. | |
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| Dr. Julius Hibbert | The best Doctor in Springfield. He is the family Doctor to the Simpsons and has an uncanny ability to laugh at the most insensitive moments. | |
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| Principal Seymour Skinner | Principal of Springfield Elementary. Still lives with his mother, Agnes. As Superintendent Chalmers said 'The rod up Skinner's butt must have a rod up its butt'. He is also a Vietnam Veteran | |
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| Mrs. Krabappel | Bart's worn out and uncaring 4th Grade teacher. Has had several flings with Seymour Skinner and has been strung along by Bart's made up lover. | |
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| Miss. Hoover | Lisa's monotone 3rd Grade Teacher. Little is known about her other than that she drives a red convertible. | |
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| Groundskeeper Willy | The school's Scottish Janitor and general Handy man. Loves recording home videos of girls.Was deported after Proposition 42 was passed. | |
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| Lunch Lady Doris | The very masculine lunch lady at Springfield Elementary School. Also doubles up as the untrained School Nurse. | |
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| Krusty The Clown | Springfield's favourite TV celebrity. A washed up, over merchandised star, with drinking, smoking, gambling and money problems. | |
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| Sideshow Bob | Was once Krusty's trusty Sidekick, but after framing him, was thrown in Jail. Has escaped several times causing trouble every time. | |
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| Reverend Lovejoy | Springfield's nearly perfect religious figure. Often shows a half hearted side to his work. Loves playing with his model trains, hates Ned Flanders. | |
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| Karl | One of Homer's 'work'mates. Does a similar job to Homer at the Power Plant. Was one of the original members of the Stonecutters Society | |
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| Lenny | Another of Homer's 'work'mates. Does a similar job to Homer at the Power Plant. Was one of the original members of the Stonecutters Society | |
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| Lionel Hutz | Springfield's cheap, second rate lawyer. Not very well educated or familiar with the rules of law. He is the Simpson family's lawyer. | |
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| Nelson Muntz | Bart's rival and arch nemesis. He is also in the 4th Grade and has the now famous trademark catch phrase 'Ha Ha'. Briefly went out with Lisa | |
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| Apu Nahasapeemapetilon | The Indian Kwik-E-Mart owner. Was an illegal alien until he passed the Citizenship test, narrowly avoided being deported. He has been shot many times and charges extortionate prices at the shop. | |
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| Hans Moleman | An unfortunate old man with no hair and bottle end glasses. Very blind (he went out with Selma once), drives a Gremlin car, had a film in the film festival. | |
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| Herman | The dodgiest one armed man in Springfield, involved in selling weapons, counterfeit jeans and has been caught in a few kidnapping situations. | |
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| Dr. Nick Riviera | Springfield's second rate Doctor, has little real medical knowledge. Treated Homer Simpson's heart bypass operation with moderate success. | |
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| Moe Sizlack | Owner of 'Moe's', a small unappealing bar in central Springfield. He was a child celebrity, but is now a prime time dodgy dealer and entrepreneur! | |
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| Millhouse Van Outen | Bart's glasses wearing, blue haired best friend ever since 1st Grade. Temporarily bought Bart's soul. Father works at the Cracker factory. | |
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| Signor Bumblebee | The alternative to the Krusty the Clown show. A Mexican guy in a bumble bee outfit. Always speaks in Spanish, gets into bad trouble. | |
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| Kent Brockman | Springfield's new channel anchor. Very rich and is quick to jump to conclusions. Can be unfriendly to others and enjoys walking his dog. | |
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| Sci Fi Dude | Owner of the Cartoon/Sci-Fi shop in Springfield. Is always very sarcastic, adores Burritos and Itchy and Scratchy. Catchphrase is 'Toodle...ooo' | |
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| Snake | He's the resident Springfield burglar and convict. Has a very distinctive voice and plenty of tatoos. Catchphrases: 'Sionara Suckers' and 'Bye dude'. | |
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| Joe Quimby | Adulterous, drug growing mayor of Springfield. Has managed to stay Mayor even after several close shaves, including Sideshow Bob's campaign | |
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